Okehh, kt pj skrg tgh hujan. Seriously, I really miss raining day so damn much! Kt pj mmg pns ke? Sbb byk bgnn or what? Haha. Nth laa. Ttbe trgerak ati nk post mnde ni. So, I just sit, facing the window, feel the rain and try to write this post. Pg td, aku de wt presentation. Actually, acting, just 5 minutes only. Wajib kne de reporter laa. Then, nth cmne pale otak aku leh trpikir, nk wt psl kehilangan animals sbb kne mkn dgn harimau yg dibela kt sblh umh org. haha. And guess what, i`m the tiger`s owner. Lalala~~ u know what, byk kali aku tekup muke, tahan gelak sbb rse cm bengong gilee. haha!okeh, skrip die lbih kurg cmni :
Reporter: hello, i`m sis faz from alhijrah news. Here, there`s a breaking news. There are loss of goats, cows, ANGRY CHICKEN [damn funny at this part with the hilarious tone]. Okey, at here, at SINGLE CAPITAL VILLAGE, there an old couple who lost all of it. Okey, can u introduce urself?
MR D: hello, i`m mr D. and this is my wife, mrs R. we are so sad because all my animals was lost.
Reporter: ohh, ur name was mr D and mrs R? ohh, no wonder this is SINGLE CAPITAL VILLAGE. [huahua]
MR D: ohh, I think I just let my wife explain it
MRS R: oh, im so sad coz all my goats, cows, angry chicken are died. I even dream about them, asking for my help.
Reporter: so, u wanna say that u got telepathy with them?
MRS R: oh yes, of course.
MR D : and do you know why? It is because there r tiger at my neighbor`s house
(interrupting)
MISS A: hey, who say about the my boy ha? [part aku. Haha. Moron gile]
Reporter : and u r?? why are u interrupting this? This is on live!
MISS A: talk to my hand, my face ain`t listening.[mmg annoying gilee time ni douhh, phm2 la gya aku cmne] oh, i`m the tiger`s owner
Reporter: so, it`s true that u keep a tiger as ur pet? Can u introduce urself?
MISS A: oh, my name is miss A. my name is miss a. of course, i`m the one that keep the tiger. As i`m a kind-hearted woman, i keep it because its already outside my house
dont u think that all cat families are cute? i know they`re fierce too. haha! :))
* u see that, from aussie! love OZ very mucho!
MR D: see? Her tiger was eating all my animals!
MISS A: hello, I feed my boy ten times a day, I keep in the cage. He`s not going out without my permission!
Reporter? Ten times per day? How big is he?
MISS A: oh, bigger than me [sambil angkt tgn tggi2]
Reporter: then, how about the cage`s size?
MISS A: just imagine it~ you know what, I saw another tiger in this village.
All: What??
MISS A: it`s true. The size is bigger than my tiger!
MRS R: ah, I saw your tiger ate all my animals!
MISS A : hello, all tigers have same pattern, how can u say it is my tiger?
MRS R: …………………………….ah, its true that ur tiger eat my animals. I hate you~!
MISS A: ah, I hate you even more!
Haha! Cm sengal je kn? Tak tau la korg phm ke x. mmg agak ngarut sket. Tp madam kte kreatif idea kitorg. Nth laa. Aku cme nk kait cite ni gn org2 kite ni je. Huhu. Just random spills. Korg leh imagine x kalau btol2 la de org bela rimau kt kampong korg tu, naye ke x tu? Haha! Npe la tak bg je nate tu mse die kecik2 dlu kt jbtn perhilitan or some other place? Pe x pikio ke tu kwsn org rmi. Kang die baham sume org kt ctuu, spe nk kawen gn aku nnt? Haha! Then, about the old couple, just nk ckp laa, every problem takleh nk blame kt org. kne tgk kslhn kite dulu. De x kite jge btol2 kebajikan binatang2 tuh? Mne tw kite dok lps sesuke kite ke? Tgk2, dh gaduh gn jiran sblh~ adehh =.=”
Pengjrn kt cni nk bg, pe kesalahan yg kite buat, tgk punca dri spe dulu. Jgn nk tuduh semberono je bhaii. Kang x psl2 jd kes bunuh. Huhu. Kalau btol bkn punca dri kite, ha, bincang la leklok, jgn la nk berperang je. Allah kn dh bg kite akal, pakai btol2. Jgn la kufur nikmat. Islam kn dh ajr jln terbaik utk mnyelesaikn masalah. Npe nk gune jln yg salah? X ke gituu? Hoho. K laa, aku taktau pe motif aku post mnde ni. Cm nth ppe je. Suke2 jela kott. Kalau x phm mintak maaf laa. I`m a imperfect human being. Adios!
p/s: aku x suke org tempeleng muke ak cm die wt kt adek2 die yg bodoh tu. Kau igt kau tu bgus sgt ke? Tgn mak bapak aku pun x pnh smpi ke muke aku. Aku rse kau kurang ajar gilee~ Penat aku jge muke aku bg licin, bersih bagai. Tgn kau tu byk kuman, kau tau takk?
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